Real Talk, Dawg

If you catch him at just the right time, you can usually get Giovanni to deliver you a Costco hot dog. This marks the 2 year anniversary of the last time last time I used this service.

I love my new cat book,player. Trust.

I can't believe it's Tuesday already. This is a makeup post from me being a knucklehead all weekend. 

Real talk: helium tanks get heavier as you empty them.