Real Talk, Dawg

I love my new cat book,player. Trust.

I can't believe it's Tuesday already. This is a makeup post from me being a knucklehead all weekend. 

Real talk: helium tanks get heavier as you empty them.

I'm not sure why it agreed to dress up like a daffodil and attend a party with Aperol Spritz. I decided to crop out her "extra part" because this is a family blog. 

When day drinking turns to night drinking one often forgets to make a post. I'm a turkey. 

A very special episode of "Real Talk." (Yes we're breaking our own rule already) Bartender: Me-oh wow your suit is green not blue, I like that way better. Gio: It's pistachio! Green is for frogs,pistachio is for players.