Real Talk, Dawg

I'm not sure why it agreed to dress up like a daffodil and attend a party with Aperol Spritz. I decided to crop out her "extra part" because this is a family blog. 

When day drinking turns to night drinking one often forgets to make a post. I'm a turkey. 

A very special episode of "Real Talk." (Yes we're breaking our own rule already) Bartender: Me-oh wow your suit is green not blue, I like that way better. Gio: It's pistachio! Green is for frogs,pistachio is for players.

One shift: one post.  Don't forget that tomorrow is prom night.  Get the fuck out of here with that shit. What's your story, player?

Ok. First of all please do not tell Gio.  Second of all there will be one post per shift. If the man works, we shall troll him.  Finally: " We were at the beach Everybody had matching towels Somebody went under a dock And there they saw a rock It wasn't a rock It was a rock lobster"

Me:Is this on? Realtalkdawg.com: Player.